The Windmill Projects of Environmental Longetivity is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Green Party with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.269 billion Environmental Longetivityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenbelt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmental Longetivityian economy, worth 379 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,022 leaves, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

New homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Environmental Longetivity's national animal is the beautiful species, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Green.

Environmental Longetivity is ranked 319,135^th in the world and 67^th in Panama Papers for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.