Population | 2.728 billion |
Currency | NRG |
Animal | NRG DRINK |
The Republic of Energized Puppet 70 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.728 billion Energized Puppet 70ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Energized Puppet 70ian economy, worth 193 trillion NRGS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,962 NRGS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Energized Puppet 70's national animal is the NRG DRINK.
Energized Puppet 70 is ranked 171,744th in the world and 7,099th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 939.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Energized Puppet 70 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 70, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.