Population | 2.829 billion |
Currency | NRG |
Animal | NRG DRINK |
The Republic of Energized Puppet 29 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.829 billion Energized Puppet 29ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Energized Puppet 29ian economy, worth 264 trillion NRGS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,602 NRGS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, school uniforms are compulsory, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the dartboard at the Energized Puppet 29ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Energized Puppet 29's national animal is the NRG DRINK, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Energized Puppet 29 is ranked 95,874th in the world and 4,276th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 256.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, the dartboard at the Energized Puppet 29ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Energized Puppet 29, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.