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Sumer Lovin', Had Me A Blast. Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ
Most Devout: 4,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,650th
The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Endless Sumer

Population18.33 billion

CapitalUruk
LeaderAbu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ
FaithSubMission

CurrencyDıɴᴀʀ
AnimalCamel

The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.33 billion Sumerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uruk. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sumerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,972 trillion Dıɴᴀʀs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,146 Dıɴᴀʀs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Endless Sumer although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Endless Sumer has found 1 easter egg), maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Sumerian flag can be displayed, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endless Sumer's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SubMission.

Endless Sumer is ranked 8,233rd in the world and 9th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 459.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Devout: 4,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,650thLargest Retail Industry: 8,001stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,233rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,344thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,958thHighest Economic Output: 9,776thLargest Mining Sector: 11,976thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,182ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,615thMost Cultured: 12,789thMost Developed: 14,311thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,521stSmartest Citizens: 17,105thLargest Black Market: 17,465thHighest Average Incomes: 20,939thLargest Populations: 21,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,060thLowest Crime Rates: 28,738thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,519thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31,542nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

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