Population | 12.067 billion |
Capital | Emicity |
Leader | August |
Faith | Emistafari |
Currency | Emiudo |
Animal | Emu |
The Eministration of Emiline is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by August with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.067 billion Emis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emicity. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Emi economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Emiudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,051 Emiudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Emiline. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiline's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emistafari.
Emiline is ranked 31,562nd in the world and 1st in Augustin Alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 62,031.89 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Emiline was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Emiline.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why August is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, the nation leads Augustin Alliance in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Emiline, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.