The District of Elgin Metcalfe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 37.599 billion Elgin Metcalfeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The Elgin Metcalfean economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Juno aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,938 Juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and one of the most popular models in Elgin Metcalfe has a scarred face and one working eye. Crime is relatively low. Elgin Metcalfe's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Elgin Metcalfe is ranked 115,465^th in the world and 1^st in Ottawa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 711.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.