The Kingdom of Eldid is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Edric III with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.065 billion Eldidians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion sourons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 185,447 sourons, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eldid's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eldid is ranked 2,869^th in the world and 1^st in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 37.91 Obesity Rate.