The Kingdom of Eldid is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Edric III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.123 billion Eldidians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion sourons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,617 sourons, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eldid's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eldid is ranked 122,178^th in the world and 41^st in International Democratic Union for Largest Populations, with 6.12 billion capita.