The Commutist Eesti NSV of Eksperiment 1 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Legend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.143 billion Jyväskyläs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bologna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Briti economy, worth 356 trillion Muhu Kroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 86,088 Muhu Kroons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,969 per year while the poor average 8,337, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Briti Liberator", and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eksperiment 1's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ehkki Seda.

Eksperiment 1 is ranked 327,309^th in the world and 6^th in Kartulite Impeerium for Safest, scoring 4.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.