The Republic of Eitoan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.725 billion Eitoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eitoanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion Quadas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,008 Quadas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 806,193 per year while the poor average 15,783, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Skateparks can be found in every city, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare, and a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eitoan's national animal is the Eitoan Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No official religion.

Eitoan is ranked 16,569^th in the world and 22^nd in Greater Dienstad for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,757.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.