The Flagship of the Line of EIS Conqueror is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Joeaveragian Pike population. The hard-working population of 1.222 billion EIS Conquerorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The EIS Conquerorian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,543 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EIS Conqueror's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike.

EIS Conqueror is ranked 142,215^th in the world and 428^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,064.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.