The Grand Duchy of England of Eirinne is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Duke Humphrey Walton with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.707 billion English hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southampton. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,911 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, gambling is outlawed, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eirinne's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Eirinne is ranked 14,697^th in the world and 5^th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,451.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.