The Republic of France of Conservitopistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Maximilien DeGaulle with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.198 billion Frenchmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,520 livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Conservitopistan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Conservitopistan is ranked 50,320^th in the world and 9^th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.08 law-abiding acts per hour.