The Precious Gemnation of Einhezraubhe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Esmeralda Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.544 billion Einhezraubheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emeraldia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Einhezraubhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,754 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,123 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Jeinnhezslhaunia, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and nobody knows why the caged Crab sings. Crime is totally unknown. Einhezraubhe's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Einhezraubhe is ranked 922^nd in the world and 19^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,978.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.