The Precious Gemnation of Einhezraubhe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Esmeralda Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.479 billion Einhezraubheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emeraldia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Einhezraubhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,942 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime is totally unknown. Einhezraubhe's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Einhezraubhe is ranked 1,202^nd in the world and 28^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 164.58 law-abiding acts per hour.