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Emeralds are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 179thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 219th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Einhezraubhe

Population6.8 billion

CapitalEmeraldia
LeaderEsmeralda Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyEmerald
AnimalCrab

The Precious Gemnation of Einhezraubhe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Esmeralda Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.8 billion Einhezraubheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emeraldia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Einhezraubhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,229 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and nobody knows why the caged Crab sings. Crime is totally unknown. Einhezraubhe's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Einhezraubhe is ranked 147,357th in the world and 14th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 303.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 179thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 219thMost Pacifist: 299thHighest Food Quality: 413thMost Rebellious Youth: 515thHighest Average Tax Rates: 535thLargest Welfare Programs: 548thLargest Governments: 619thMost Cheerful Citizens: 622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 681stBest Weather: 702ndMost Secular: 726thMost Efficient Economies: 742ndMost Developed: 763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 814thLongest Average Lifespans: 836thHighest Poor Incomes: 837thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 872ndMost Cultured: 885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 957thHealthiest Citizens: 1,044thSafest: 1,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,098thSmartest Citizens: 1,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,378thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,531stRudest Citizens: 1,562ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,168thHighest Average Incomes: 2,607thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,022ndHighest Economic Output: 9,918thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,882ndMost Income Equality: 17,166thLargest Retail Industry: 19,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,321stHighest Drug Use: 24,178thMost Influential: 25,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,607thMost Politically Free: 25,750th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, nobody knows why the caged Crab sings.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, voting is voluntary.
  • : Einhezraubhe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Crab.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, the justice of Einhezraubhe is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Einhezraubhe, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.

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