The Colony of Edmundian Pluto is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Governor Atwell with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.407 billion Edmundian Plutonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Edward. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Edmundian Plutonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion Great Edmundian Royals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,872 Great Edmundian Royals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, no-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, Governor Atwell steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edmundian Pluto's national animal is the Asian Small-Clawed Otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Edmundia.

Edmundian Pluto is ranked 2,770^th in the world and 2^nd in The Interdimensional Community for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.24 law-abiding acts per hour.