The Queen's District of Ebenezer Allen is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.785 billion Ebenezer Allenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ebenezer Allenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,541 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Ebenezer Allen's national animal is the monster reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ebenezer Allen is ranked 83,696^th in the world and 1^st in The Southern Pacific for Safest, scoring 89.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.