The Kingdom of Eastica is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.104 billion Easticans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The thriving Eastican economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion Easticans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 80,561 Easticans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,163 per year while the poor average 16,432, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eastica's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eastica is ranked 25,241^st in the world and 3^rd in matheo for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,537.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.