The Republic of Dyslexic Worker is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working population of 19.185 billion Dyslexic Workerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Dyslexic Workerian economy, worth 878 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,776 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyslexic Worker's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dyslexic Worker is ranked 216,871^st in the world and 3^rd in leftypol for Smartest Citizens, with 23.49 quips per hour.