The People's Republic of Dwavenhold is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 448 million Dwarves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dwarf City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dwavenholdian economy, worth 23.0 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,296 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dwavenhold's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dwavenhold is ranked 160,689^th in the world and 204^th in Edoca for Highest Average Incomes, with 51,296.36 Standard Monetary Units.