The Queen's State of DT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.794 billion DTians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong DTian economy, worth 692 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 34,988 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,876 per year while the poor average 1,879, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. DT's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DT is ranked 150,937^th in the world and 286^th in Omega Prime for Most Primitive, scoring -54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.