The Rogue Nation of Druid Lands is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Druid with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.354 billion Druid Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anglesey. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Druid Landsian economy, worth 142 trillion Rune Sticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,439 Rune Sticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The High Druid has just been declared ruler of Druid Lands in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, large sections of Druid Lands have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druid Lands's national animal is the Wood Nymph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druidism.

Druid Lands is ranked 101,657^th in the world and 2^nd in Port Elizabeth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 883.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.