Population | 21.775 billion |
Capital | Mother Base |
Leader | Big Boss |
Currency | Calorie Mate |
Animal | Snake |
The Outer Heaven of Drexlore is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.775 billion Drexloreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mother Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Drexlorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion Calorie Mates a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,051 Calorie Mates, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Every week is blindness awareness week, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and when their backs are against the walls Drexloreans look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drexlore's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Drexlore is ranked 77,750th in the world and 95th in The Black Hawks for Most Patriotic, with 23.46 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drexlore ejected and banned The Armed Republic of ConserativeGunNation from The Black Hawks.
- : Drexlore suppressed a post on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore rejected a request from The League of Sandwiches for an embassy with The Black Hawks.
- : Drexlore suppressed a post on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore altered the regional flag of The Black Hawks.
- : Drexlore lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Drexlore agreed to construct embassies between The Black Hawks and Mad Land.
- : Drexlore agreed to construct embassies between The Black Hawks and SNIPERS EVERYWHERE.