The United Republic of Dregonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andre Levesque with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.955 billion Dregonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Dregonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,771 trillion Drebills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,973 Drebills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Andre Levesque specifying how high, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dregonia's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Dregonia is ranked 293,698^th in the world and 32^nd in The Maritimes for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.