The Federal Republic of Dreadnaught Unvarnished is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Pablo Bonhre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.706 billion Dreadnaught Unvarnishedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgeport. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dreadnaught Unvarnishedian economy, worth 857 trillion Starbuxes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 73,266 Starbuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dreadnaught Unvarnished's national animal is the Dead Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grumist.

Dreadnaught Unvarnished is ranked 302,435^th in the world and 1,029^th in Dimmersun for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.