Population | 39.149 billion |
Capital | Dragonus |
Faith | Sacrificial Bladder |
Currency | squirrel |
Animal | dragon |
The Grand Duchy of Dragons Power is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.149 billion Dragons Powerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonus. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The thriving Dragons Powerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,417 trillion squirrels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,016 squirrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Dragons Powerian roads, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dragons Power's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sacrificial Bladder.
Dragons Power is ranked 292,403rd in the world and 11,087th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -53.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dragons Power's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Dragons Power was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Dragons Power, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
- : Dragons Power was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Dragons Power was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Dragons Power was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Dragons Power, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Dragons Power, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in Dragons Power, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Dragons Powerian roads.
- : Dragons Power was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.