The Dictatorship of Draculga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mazar with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.23 billion Draculgans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhulan Adel. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The strong Draculgan economy, worth 92.3 trillion Dhuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,000 Dhuls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, Mazar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Mazar is the self-declared God of all Draculga, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draculga's national animal is the Afiki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Draculga is ranked 75,894^th in the world and 10^th in Banfield for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,681 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.