The Grand Republic of Monkingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Gubs with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.143 billion Monkingdomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Brunes. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Monkingdomian economy, worth 458 trillion Geulds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,913 Geulds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Monkingdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkingdom's national animal is the Monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is NPCism.

Monkingdom is ranked 298,098^th in the world and 19^th in Banfield for Highest Drug Use, scoring 18.23 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.