The Armed Republic of Dosnurbia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.59 billion Dosnurbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dosnurbian economy, worth 148 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,272 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, political shows are fit for purpose, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Dosnurbian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dosnurbia's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dosnurbia is ranked 33,450^th in the world and 5^th in The Azure Archipelago for Highest Poor Incomes, with 70,946.69 Standard Monetary Units.