The Rogue Nation of DorkSouls is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by John DorkSouls with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 768 million Chosen Undeads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient DorkSoulsian economy, worth 110 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,879 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,524 per year while the poor average 36,745, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for John DorkSouls's office, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. DorkSouls's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DorkSouls is ranked 26,411^th in the world and 3^rd in Beef for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,857.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.