The Republic of Djas60 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 4.005 billion Djas60ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Djas60ian economy, worth 266 trillion djas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,524 djas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas60's national animal is the djas, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Djas60 is ranked 191,188^th in the world and 2^nd in Central West for Smartest Citizens, with 25.13 quips per hour.