Population | 23.75 billion |
Capital | Los Angeles |
Leader | Eddie Adams |
Faith | The Adult Film Industry |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | donky |
The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.75 billion Dirk Digglerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,346 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 351,421 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,781,067 per year while the poor average 38,464, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.
Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.
Dirk Diggler is ranked 45,211th in the world and 2nd in Boogie Nights for Most Stationary, with 971.2406284056 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.