The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.054 billion Dirk Digglerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,252 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 352,879 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,967,302 per year while the poor average 31,601, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Dirk Diggler's hospitals, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 24,403^rd in the world and 2^nd in Boogie Nights for Nicest Citizens, with 21.25 average smiles per day.