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Largest Publishing Industry: 165thMost Advanced Public Education: 238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rd
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Dirk Diggler

Population23.75 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderEddie Adams
FaithThe Adult Film Industry

Currencydollar
Animaldonky

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.75 billion Dirk Digglerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,346 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 351,421 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,781,067 per year while the poor average 38,464, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 45,211th in the world and 2nd in Boogie Nights for Most Stationary, with 971.2406284056 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 165thMost Advanced Public Education: 238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 361stMost Rebellious Youth: 402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406thLargest Black Market: 532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 928thMost Cultured: 976thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,191stHighest Economic Output: 1,258thMost Efficient Economies: 1,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,416thHighest Crime Rates: 1,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,505thHighest Average Incomes: 1,709thSmartest Citizens: 1,732ndLargest Governments: 1,978thHighest Food Quality: 2,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,144thLargest Retail Industry: 2,411thMost Developed: 2,430thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,304thBest Weather: 3,549thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,587thHealthiest Citizens: 3,850thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,173rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,297thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,378thNudest: 4,702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,813thMost Inclusive: 7,919thLargest Populations: 10,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,955thMost Secular: 13,817thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,101stNicest Citizens: 23,995thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,381stMost Influential: 28,063rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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