The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.807 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,193 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.

Dimitrija is ranked 24,553^rd in the world and 91^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 85.8 kickbacks per hour.