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Слобода или смрт Dimitar Gestakovski
Most Influential: 3,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,888th
The Slavic Commune of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dimitrija

Population4.635 billion

CapitalSkopje
LeaderDimitar Gestakovski
FaithSlavism

CurrencyDenar
AnimalBrown Bear

The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.635 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth 789 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,314 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, the entire entry for Dimitrija in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and Dimitar Gestakovski is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slavism.

Dimitrija is ranked 30,443rd in the world and 905th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Influential: 3,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,888thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,294thLargest Black Market: 5,410thMost Patriotic: 7,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,291stLargest Retail Industry: 8,460thMost Efficient Economies: 8,807thHighest Average Incomes: 11,129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,358thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,031stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,862ndMost Developed: 14,013thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,011thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,341stLargest Governments: 15,533rdNicest Citizens: 15,702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,868thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,872ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,260thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,257thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,278thMost Inclusive: 17,612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,656thMost Cultured: 17,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 18,621stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,150thHighest Food Quality: 21,331stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,981stSmartest Citizens: 26,044th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Patriotic: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Armed: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 126th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 162nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 193rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dimitrija was endorsed by The People's Republic of Repolaa.
  • : Dimitrija endorsed The United Soviet States of Flying-Penguins.
  • : Dimitrija endorsed The Free Land of Free Lux Arthur.
  • : Dimitrija voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Dimitrija voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, Dimitar Gestakovski is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, the entire entry for Dimitrija in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimitrija, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Dimitrija has found 2 easter eggs).

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