The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.325 billion Yugoslavs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,046 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.

Dimitrija is ranked 19,103^rd in the world and 311^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.