The Republic of Dimitrescu is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 490 million Dimitrescuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The strong Dimitrescuan economy, worth 29.4 trillion litrus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 59,988 litrus, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Dimitrescu's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dimitrescu is ranked 102,601^st in the world and 5^th in Caliban for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,234.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.