The Great of Dimensional Union is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.71 billion Dimensional Unionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The strong Dimensional Unionian economy, worth 459 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,462 Tenalzurias, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dimensional Union's national animal is the random, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dimensional Union is ranked 223,418^th in the world and 11^th in The Dimensional Union for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.