The Apostolic Kingdom of Dienstader Urcea is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 2.926 billion Dienstader Urceans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urceopolis-on-Dienstad. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dienstader Urcean economy, worth 308 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,411 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dienstader Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dienstader Urcea is ranked 58,838^th in the world and 2^nd in Oriental Constanta for Highest Average Incomes, with 105,411.42 Standard Monetary Units.