The Colony of Diefenbaker is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.657 billion Diefenbakerians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Diefenbakerian economy, worth 107 trillion aurum gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,834 aurum gold bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,636 per year while the poor average 15,805, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Diefenbaker's national animal is the buffalo bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Diefenbaker is ranked 270,982^nd in the world and 1^st in Prince Albert for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.