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Lemons and limes
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,731stLargest Mining Sector: 8,307thMost Armed: 8,854th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Diamond Head

Population9.091 billion

Currencyfraction
Animalpoodle

The Republic of Diamond Head is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.091 billion Diamond Headians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The all-consuming Diamond Headian economy, worth 659 trillion fractions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,521 fractions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,637 per year while the poor average 19,764, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamond Head's national animal is the poodle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Diamond Head is ranked 100,582nd in the world and 4th in Hawaii Island for Largest Governments, scoring 12.69 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,731stLargest Mining Sector: 8,307thMost Armed: 8,854thMost Stationary: 10,171stTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,585thLargest Black Market: 15,942ndMost Avoided: 18,746th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diamond Head was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Head, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Head, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Head, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Head, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Head, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Diamond Head lodged a message on the Hawaii Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Diamond Head was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Diamond Head's influence in Hawaii Island fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Head, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.

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