The Republic of Dealia Faitea is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 18 million Dealia Faiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The strong Dealia Faitean economy, worth 1.10 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,217 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and lavish state dinners in Dealia Faitea City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dealia Faitea's national animal is the otter.

Dealia Faitea is ranked 124,061^st in the world and 66^th in Estalcia for Highest Average Incomes, with 61,217.3 Standard Monetary Units.