The Republic of Dalmatovsky District is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 514 million Dalmatovsky Districtians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The very strong Dalmatovsky Districtian economy, worth 37.5 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,981 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,658 per year while the poor average 20,196, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalmatovsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dalmatovsky District is ranked 97,180^th in the world and 808^th in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,981.05 Standard Monetary Units.