The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 512 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Springwallan economy, worth 43.0 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,952 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 10,299^th in the world and 300^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 120.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.