The Federal Republic of Republic of Rhode Island is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.969 billion Republic of Rhode Islandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Rhode Islandian economy, worth 290 trillion Dollar Rhode Islands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,522 Dollar Rhode Islands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Rhode Island's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Republic of Rhode Island is ranked 87,074^th in the world and 1,625^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,937.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.