The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.513 billion Deerpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,812 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 278,354 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 7,451^st in the world and 144^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,480.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.