The House of Cuy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Branston Cuy with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.837 billion Cuys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunhouse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The strong Cuy economy, worth 151 trillion golden dragons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,496 golden dragons, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cuy recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and divorce is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cuy's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Cuy is ranked 63,439^th in the world and 2^nd in Highgarden for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,899.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.