The Federation of Crus Sarialand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sheikh Fraser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.334 billion Crus Sarialandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crus Sarialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion pieses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,448 pieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Sheikh Fraser's rear echelons, sleeping on the job is recommended, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Crus Sarialandian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crus Sarialand's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Crus Sarialand is ranked 258,841^st in the world and 154^th in Cape of Good Hope for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.37 bananas ingested per day.