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Most Subsidized Industry: 758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 813thLargest Mining Sector: 1,164th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Crus Sarialand

Population7.334 billion

CapitalDoha
LeaderSheikh Fraser
FaithIslam

Currencypies
Animalhorse

The Federation of Crus Sarialand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sheikh Fraser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.334 billion Crus Sarialandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crus Sarialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion pieses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,448 pieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Sheikh Fraser's rear echelons, sleeping on the job is recommended, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Crus Sarialandian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crus Sarialand's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Crus Sarialand is ranked 258,841st in the world and 154th in Cape of Good Hope for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.37 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 813thLargest Mining Sector: 1,164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,167thLargest Black Market: 2,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,564thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,773rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,043rdFattest Citizens: 3,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,497thMost Patriotic: 4,017thLargest Retail Industry: 4,080thMost Efficient Economies: 4,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,755thHighest Average Incomes: 6,197thMost Secular: 7,374thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,342ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,176thRudest Citizens: 10,735thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,696thHighest Economic Output: 12,751stTop
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Largest Governments: 14,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,198thMost Stationary: 18,133rdMost Influential: 20,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,627th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Crus Sarialandian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Crus Sarialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Sheikh Fraser's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Crus Sarialand's stability.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, postcards from Crus Sarialandian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crus Sarialand, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.

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