The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.336 billion Cro Mags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 84,922 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, the government is avowedly secular, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and a popular Cro Magnon saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 281,582^nd in the world and 3,636^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.