The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.956 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 3,859 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 104,446 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,831 per year while the poor average 10,823, a ratio of 50.2 to 1.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and bilingual Crimsons are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 94,156^th in the world and 4^th in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 998.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.