The VRCC Archbishop of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.77 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 4,811 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,130 crayola markers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,096 per year while the poor average 11,581, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, bilingual Crimsons are viewed with suspicion, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 264,713^th in the world and 6^th in Saint Margaret Mary for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,581.54 Standard Monetary Units.