The Republic of County of Oldenburg is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.016 billion County of Oldenburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient County of Oldenburgian economy, worth 110 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,061 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as County of Oldenburg's national religion, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Oldenburg's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

County of Oldenburg is ranked 14,720^th in the world and 31^st in Novaya Zemlya for Safest, scoring 116.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.