The Republic of County of Munich is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 924 million County of Munichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The powerhouse County of Munichian economy, worth 94.5 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,306 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,392 per year while the poor average 21,943, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, County of Munichian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Munich's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

County of Munich is ranked 62,127^th in the world and 282^nd in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Incomes, with 102,306.86 Standard Monetary Units.